youngvlcanoes:

you give my butterflies…… but not even in a cute way anymore talking to you gives me anxiety and I’m terrified about everything I say I’m so dumb

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burgerkid:

me trying to do stuff

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phleps:

theirye’re* 

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beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

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thatfunnyblog:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

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honchcrow:

wow u should all follow my alphabet soups advice

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slydigged:

sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears

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im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

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reblog if you are cute and unstoppable

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dangerouspoetry:

dangerouspoetry:

my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”

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I’m nearly a 20 year old man

update:

I gave in

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her name is stephanie

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winxhesters:

potato-tots:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

hugstyles:

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out

my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once

when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve

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malformalady:

Yili Apricot Valley, China. Every year, these rolling hills in Xinjiang explode into a puffy sea of pink and white. As the largest groves of apricots in the region, this flowering signifies the beginning of the fruiting season, while also transforming the landscape into something other-worldly.

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laughingnancy:

“I CANT BREATHE” i typed as i breathed 

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carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

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